Oh man, Cancun. Perhaps one of the most visited resort cities in the Americas, this beach mecca is frequented by young and old, year round.
It’s easy to understand why:
Cancun is beautiful, warm, and full of interesting people, all the time. It’s also one of the better mongering destinations where you can meet a ton of different girls for fun and sex.
While many destinations in Latin countries are sought after due to the locals, Cancun offers a mixed bag, but in a good way. Yes, you can find lots of hot Mexican girls here, but you’ll also find a bunch of other Latinas that have moved here for work. Add to that a bunch of expat girls from around the world, and you have a real melting pot going on, in a resort town nonetheless.
In a lot of ways, you have more opportunities for meeting girls here than in many other cities, even Mexico City. Everyone’s kind of stranded here in a way when in town, so it’s really just one big party all the time. Plus, it’s safe to say that a lot of girls come here to do the same things you are, whether they admit it or not.
Yep, it’s always Spring Break ’99 in Cancun.
People are here to party with strangers in a beautiful area, largely as a way to escape the mundaneness of their daily lives back home. There are lots of single people, and plenty of local girls, many of whom are of the paid professional variety.
In fact, I’ve seen plenty of statistical reports saying that Cancun has the highest amount of sex workers per capita when including brothels, strip joints, and massage parlors.
Sounds good right? It sure is.
What to Know Before You Go
Cancun is a popular resort town no doubt, but there are some rules you need to follow, and things to watch out for.
This is one of Mexico’s prime tourist spots, so the police presence is very heavy in the main resort area, but this is a good thing. Things are very safe for the most part, and you don’t have to worry about crazy gang shit happening, or being beaten in an alley with all your stuff taken.
However, this really only applies to what’s known as the “Hotel Zone”, or Zona Hotelera (map location below, blue pin). As you may have guessed, this is where all the main hotels are located, mostly side by side lining the beach, on the detached part of Cancun that is basically an island to itself.
Unless you are incredibly savvy and fluent in Spanish, I don’t recommend venturing out of this zone on your own. Downtown Cancun has some nice spots, but it can get pretty rough if you’re just aimlessly walking around (lots of shemales there). You’ll want to find a good taxi, or use Uber to go directly to whatever spots you need to visit.
For those that are looking to partake in more than just girls and sex in Cancun, be smart about who is approaching you and asking if you want anything. Stings are not common at all for buyers, but it’s always a good idea to decline their offer at first, and observe the seller until you see them sell to someone else, then you’ll know they’re fine. I recommend you avoid buying anything from someone at a club – you may end up with a $75 bag of oregano.
December to April is a great time to go. March is obviously when spring break officially is, and things can get pretty damn crazy, but you’ll have a lot of competition as well. As far as nightlife goes, almost everything is in the hotel zone. All the clubs, all the bars, everything. This is where everyone will be, so this is where you need to be.
Cancun Girls in Bars / Clubs
Cancun makes things really easy. All the bars and clubs are kind of squished together in a way, creating a giant party zone that stretches on for awhile, and gives you a lot of options. Most of these bars are happening every night, especially during peak seasons. If you happen into somewhere, and it’s kind of dead, simply move on to the next spot until you find a better scene.
I’ll just get this out of the way here: Spring Break comes with its own set of rules for most of the month of March. Many bars have entry fees that don’t normally, and a lot of the bars and clubs will have free beer times, contests, and a bunch of other stuff scheduled. It’s all way more coordinated. So, be aware that it’s a little different during that month.
As far as where to go regardless of the time of year, there are some places you can rely on most of the time. The City is very popular, and maintains a giant crowd your-round. It’s your basic dance club, complete with giant fog machines, tons of sexy girls on multiple levels, insanely loud music, etc.
Coco Bongo is a Vegas-style club that hosts a ton of performances, more akin to Cirque du Soleil and stuff like that. During the late night hours, things get wild.
Senor Frogs is actually a Mexican franchise, but really fun and my favorite bar in Cancun’s bustling nightlife area. It’s kind of comparable to Hooters with sexy Mexican ladies dressed in cowgirl outfits who are also genuinely friendly and fun. This semi-open-air bar has a great location in the center of all the action with great people watching opportunities as well. It’s a big magnet for anyone looking for a place to start their night out in Cancun.
And finally, if you do decide to take a trip to downtown Cancun, check out Hunter Bar, which is probably the only bar in that area with mostly foreign customers (the Mexican places won’t be much fun unless you speak really good Spanish).
Wherever you go, normal rules apply. Be confident in your game, approach as much as possible, dress nicely, don’t be a dick, know some dance moves, and you’ll have success with the girls.
Cancun Girls in Strip Clubs / Brothels
Strip clubs and brothels used to be all over the Cancun resort areas, albeit a little more discreet. Things have changed quite a bit since then, with most of the strip clubs packing up and moving to the downtown area.
Baby’s Night Club is one of the only clubs in the Hotel Zone. It’s actually pretty nice, but things can get expensive real quick. Depending on the girls, and the situation, you may be able to negotiate take out service. I definitely know some who have.
Manhattan and Queen’s Night Club aren’t as nice, but still nicer than many of the downtown locations. Same rules apply in terms of taking home ladies for sex.
Regardless of where you go, know that most strip clubs here are a hustle – you will spend a shit ton of money, and often not get much in return.
Brothels are a better option, and Cancun has one that should be your main choice.
The Pleasure Principle is one of the best brothels in the world. Seriously. The hottest women, the biggest selection, the best service, the best facilities, everything. This place is designed for men who don’t normally do this kind of thing. You can go on their website, chat with a freaking customer service agent, arrange for a pickup, and be whisked way to the brothel any time of day. It’s pretty amazing. The rooms are nice, the managers speak English, it’s really all you’d ever want.
Just know it’s going to cost you, to the tune of around $350 for a full sex session. That’s why I personally prefer the dating site.
There are a few other popular brothels around, but they are all in downtown. The most notable one is Spa Mary Cancún. They’ve moved locations a few times, but consistently provide quality girls for decent prices. If you are able to, go there by yourself, as the taxi drivers receive a good commission if they drop you there.
Happy Ending Massages in Cancun
Cancun is one of the better cities for happy ending massages. There are countless locations to choose from, and most of them are actually better than decent. You’ll get the most bang for your buck here, and encounter plenty of hot girls.
Here are just a few of the better locations you can find:
- Healthy Body Spa
- New Fashion Spa
- Spa Mary Cancún
- Erotic Massage Cancun
- BarberSpa
I’ve marked their locations on the map below (yellow pins).
Like I said earlier, take an Uber or taxi directly to the location. Be prepared to pay around 300 Pesos for the actual massage part, and anywhere from 1,500 to 2,000 Pesos for full sex. Happy endings will be much cheaper, often just for a small tip. Depending on the location, the girl may just do it without even asking.
See also: Complete Guide to Sex Massages in Cancun
Cancun Escorts
If you’re wanting a more controlled experience, or don’t feel like venturing out of your hotel room, you can always call an escort service of which there are plenty here. You can either ask some locals, look in the papers, or simply search for Cancun escorts on Google.
Prices can be a little steep ($350-$500), but again, just as the case is with Pleasure Principle, the girls are top notch, and you’ll get a great experience pretty much guaranteed.
Just make sure the place you’re staying allows guests:
See also: 5 Best Guest Friendly Hotels in Cancun
Cancun Girls on Dating Site
If you want to meet girls in Cancun that are both super attractive and fun to hang out with, using a dating site is probably your best option. Seeking Arrangement is a hugely popular dating site both among expats in the country as well as tourists who want to meet up with nice local ladies.
And what’s great about this site (apart from the thousands of sexy women online at any daytime) is that you can arrange your dates conveniently from at home, even before starting your trip, means you don’t waste any time.
Conclusion
Cancun is a paradise in more ways than one. Gorgeous beaches, gorgeous scenery, and gorgeous women from all over the world, not just Mexico. It truly is an ideal vacation destination, and you can certainly have a good time just relaxing and taking it all in.
Of course, if you want to do more than that, you have countless options to find sex here. Whether you’re trying your game out on the beach or at the nightclubs, or enjoying any of the paid establishments, you’re going to have a great time no matter what.
