Cancun is a top vacation destination for a reason. If you’re looking to relax and de-stress, you can spend your days laying out on the white sand beaches, doing all the typical things people do on beach vacations – and that’s totally fine.
But of course, you may even take things a little further and opt for a relaxing happy ending massage to help you feel even more at ease during your stay.
There’s no shortage of massage choices in Cancun, and if you’re staying at a hotel in the Hotel Zone, your accommodation likely has a site on the premises.
Heck, some guys end up getting the special without even knowing they wanted one. If you’re wanting a little more than just a massage however, this can be a roll of the dice.
I’m going to go out on a limb and say that you can likely get a happy ending massage at a lot of the normal massage places at these nice hotels. Still, you don’t really know where, and if you’re wanting to go beyond the happy ending, there’s definitely no guarantee.
So, it helps to know some places you actually can count on. I’m here to help. Cancun is one of the better cities in the Americas to find a happy ending or sex massage, so you’re in luck. This guide will walk you through some of the things you need to be aware of, some known erotic massage locations, and how to find more.
What to Know Before, and What to Expect
Like I said before, there are plenty of happy ending massages to be had in Cancun. Whether you’re desperately hoping your hotel masseuse will offer one, or you’re out looking for known locations, options are abound for sure.
The hotel thing is never 100% sure, so I’d avoid that, unless you really do want a high quality massage, with a possible hand job as a welcome bonus if available. If so, you’ll know when that time comes, and may need to have that extra tip ready.
Another thing to be aware of: Some of the regular happy endings locations in Cancun will offer just that; a hand job or a blow job, usually with a condom on. Others will be more like brothels, with tiers of “service” that start with a massage, and then a blow job, and then full sex, sometimes even with the option of more than one girl.
As for the prices, they can vary quite a bit, especially when you are in nicer places. Smaller spas will charge around 300-400 Pesos for the actual massage, with a happy ending for 300-500 Pesos more. Most of the time, you can just pay 1,000 Pesos for full sex, which may come in time slots of either 30 minutes or 1 hour.
As always, if you find a girl you like and plan on coming back, tip her well and you might get an even better experience next time. Get the phone number from the place if you don’t have it already so you can make sure she’ll be there next time, or get her number and see if she can come see you next time instead. Negotiations are always a lot easier if you know conversational Spanish. If not, you’ll have to settle for the standard prices.
Oh, one last thing, most of these places are in downtown, away from the tourists and Hotel Zone. So do be aware that you’ll have to get adventurous if you’re trying to get some real action. If you don’t feel like relying on these listings, you can always ask a taxi where to go, he’ll surely know some places to take you, and will usually have the most current info. They are guys too, after all.
Here are the currently best sex massage parlors in Cancun:
The Pleasure Principle
I’m just going to start with the best, and one that’s actually by resort hotels. The Pleasure Principle is a very popular place, and when you go you’ll see why. The girls here are incredible, and the facilities are the best you’ll ever see at a brothel.
Oh, yeah, this is a brothel. You can do the typical “get a room” thing with one of the girls, or you can ask the management for one that can actually do a real massage – with much more afterwards. It’s going to cost you a lot, but believe me, this place is worth it, if only visiting once. You’ll easily spend around $250-$400 for the full sex session. Go to their website and chat with a live customer service person to get all the info you’ll need.
- Location: Boulevard Kukulcan KM 8.5, Zona Hotelera, 77500 Cancún
Healthy Body Spa
Healthy Body Spa is a popular location in downtown Cancun. Prices range from 1,000-1,200 Pesos for a nude massage, 1,200 Pesos for a Blowjob and 1,500-2,000 Pesos for sex.
The spa is just a house on a residential street without a real sign. There is a small “abierto” (open) sign inside the door, but it is hard to see from the street. You have a few options to get there, you can take the public bus from the hotel zone, get off at Bonempak Ave and walk from there, or just take a taxi.
This place opens early at 9:00am, but you’re better off waiting until around 2:00pm to make sure that all of the girls are there.
- Location: Nube 44 B SM 4
Mary’s Massage & Spa
Mary’s is the most popular brothel for those who don’t want to spend a ton of money at Pleasure Principle (see above). This probably provides the best in terms of value, and yes, there are plenty of massages to be had. Just ask the manager for a girl that can give you one, and you’re all set. The manager here does speak English, so you will be fine even as a “true gringo”.
- Location: Manzana 29 manzana 14 lote 21 casa 16, Centro
Cancun Hand Spa
There are about four or five girls here, ranging from 5s to 9s. This is considered a “legit” massage place in that you can “just” get massages here, but they do have happy endings, sometimes complimentary apparently. Massages will be around 500 Pesos an hour, but you’ll need to tip more for a happy ending, and more for sex if the girl is willing.
- Location: Oriente 11 Playa El Palmar 29 77508 Cancún
New Fashion Spa
New Fashion Spa has around 6 girls every night, and some of them are very hot. The massage price is 400 Pesos, and the sex can be as low as 1,000 Pesos if you know how to negotiate.
As with other massage locations that are not in the hotel zone, you’re going to want to get a ride with a taxi to and from this place.
- Location: SM 062 M 6 L, Av Chichen Itza
One of the lone happy ending massages in the Hotel Zone. You can get a decent massage here, often from an older woman who is actually very talented. There are 1 or 2 other girls working there that can handle the good stuff. The massage will run you around 400 Pesos, and sex with one of the younger girls will cost you about 1,100 Pesos.
- Location: Avenida Kukulkan Kilómetro 7, Zona Hotelera Plaza la Hacienda
Map of Happy Ending Massage Salons in Cancun
Other Options for Sex Massages in Cancun
As mentioned earlier, the best way to stay up to date with the massage scene in Cancun is to ask a local at a hotel or bar, or just use a taxi service. Uber is a great option now here as well, with very helpful drivers.
City X Guide is a good place to look for outcalls from erotic massage girls. There are also listings for new locations as well. Get a ride to one, but if it looks or seems a little too out of place, move on to your next choice.
Cancun is great for more than a few reasons, and the abundance of happy ending and sex massages are good examples as to why.
You can have a lot of fun here with the massage girls. Whether you’re trying your luck at your hotel, or taking a cab to one of the places above, you’re sure to find something worthwhile. There’s something for everyone – you can spend as much or as little money as you’d like, and have a great experience either way.
- See also: 5 Places to Meet Sexy Girls in Cancun