Brazil has earned the reputation as being one of the best locations in the world for sex, and rightfully so. The women tend to be very sexual, and of course incredibly curvy, tone, and just about everything else you could possibly want.
While you always have the option of testing the waters in clubs, bars, or parties, mongering is a much surer bet when you opt for the many different kinds of hookers that can be found in every corner of every city.
Sure, Brazil has the tendency to downplay or scale back prostitution during big events such as the World Cup and Olympics, but the fact remains that there are countless places to partake, thanks to the country’s legalization of the world’s oldest profession.
The massive amount of brothels, massage parlors, and escorts makes your next bang only about 10-20 minutes away at all time. This fact is made even better when you realize how economical the prices can be, regardless of where you are staying.
Ask anyone who’s been to Brazil and sampled the local talent, and they’ll tell you about how ridiculously hot the women are, and how good of a bargain it is when you tally the costs. This reason alone is why thousands of guys make their way to cities like Rio, Sao Paulo and Salvador during all times of the year to get some action without blowing through all of their fuck money.
Before I get to the costs, it’s important that you understand a few things beforehand.
Hotels and rental properties work a little different in Brazil. You might think that staying in a nice hotel gives you the right to do whatever you please, but that’s not how it works there. If you’re planning on bringing a girl back to your room, there’s a huge chance that’s not going to happen – most hotels don’t allow you bringing guests to the room, and yes, even the expensive hotels are this way.
The same can be said for many apartment rentals as well. You are likely not allowed to bring a guest to your pad, although some security guards are willing to look the other way for some cash. Don’t bet on it though. Do your research before you go. There are some apartments that will allow it, and you can always try AirBnB as well.
- You can find more information in my guide to guest friendly hotels in Rio.
What you can also do is rent a room at what’s called a “love hotel”. These are usually rented by the hour, or block of hours, for the specific reason of fucking. Don’t feel weird about it – it’s a common part of the culture there; very accepted and normal.
On to the costs.
Brazilian Street Hookers
We’ll start with the most basic of hookers: the street hooker. Honestly, this is becoming a more outdated form of prostitution in Brazil, as many hookers have moved on to other outlets for sharing their services, especially the online dating sites (see below). Still, there are plenty to go around, no matter where you are.
If you choose to go this route, you need to exercise extreme caution. Some hookers may lure you into a mugging trap, while others may find a way to do it themselves. There’d also the whole cleanliness issue, some of these girls are just straight up nasty. You can usually tell on the spot though, so trust your inhibitions.
This isn’t to say that every street hooker is a 2 out of 10, there just aren’t many good ones to come by. However, if you happen to stumble upon one that’s hot by your standards, why not? Depending on what state or city you’re in, you may run into more than a few that are worth it. Just don’t be dumb. Use protection, and be aware of your surroundings.
- Prices: This can fluctuate quite a bit depending on where you are, and the girl herself. R$50 to R$150 is about the normal range you’ll encounter. You can definitely bang on a budget, but it probably won’t be the most proud moment of your life.
Brazilian Escort Girls
As far as convenience and the quality of girls goes, it’s really hard to beat the escort option. But at the same time, this is obviously also your most expensive option. There are hundreds if not thousands of quality escort girls in Brazil, and taking this route is almost always a guarantee of a great experience. There are tons of websites you can browse, and escorts also advertise in local publications.
Most of the websites offer very comprehensive information on each girl. You are likely to find multiple pictures, age, specialties, and even reviews from clients. You will usually need a phone to book one, and having some basic Portuguese is pretty much a requirement as well.
The process is simple: pick your girl, make the call, and she’ll be at your door within the hour. Booking a girl multiple times is a good way to ensure even better experiences.
- Prices: Some escorts charge as little as R$100, but expect to pay R$300 up for the hottest ones. Sessions are typically around 1 or 2 hours, although you may be able to negotiate if the girl likes you. Always be sure that you’re nice and clean before she comes, it’s a common courtesy, and she’ll likely demonstrate her appreciation.
Brazilian Bar / Club Girls
This is one of the more complicated options available, as the bar and club scene takes a bit more time to pick up on the nuances. Brazilian clubs that have hookers available, (either directly through the club itself or freelance,) are known as “boites”. This can include dancers, cocktail girls, or just hookers that hang out and try to get you to take them back to your place.
Most of these clubs charge an entrance fee, which may or may not include a few drinks as well. You pay the price, go inside, and start scoping out prospects. If you’re approached immediately, it’s probably a hooker. She’ll probably want you to get her a drink and keep you company to get the process started. Some boites charge you to take her home, and some don’t, you’ll find out.
This route can end up costing quite a bit, dependent on the club and the time of day. Early evening and late night are generally cheaper. If you want a more energetic girl who is more into it, try to go earlier before she gets passed around a few times. If you’re lucky, you may be able to get the phone number / Facebook account of your girl for future hookups for free.
- Prices: R$15-50 to enter, R$100-350 to bring a girl back with you, depending on negotiations. Don’t be afraid to lowball if you feel like you can pull it off. If not, find a different girl. Drinks can be expensive, so be mindful of the prices.
Brazilian Sugar Girls
Even though not the newest type of working lady, but certainly one of the newer and increasingly popular ways to meet “open-minded” and Gringo-friendly girls in Brazil is to go on Seeking Arrangement, a website with hundreds of thousands of “sugar girls” all over South America who are looking for “sugar daddies” – and you are probably not surprised when I tell you that Brazil has by far the best selection in the region.
- Prices: You can browse through the profiles of the ladies you like, and in addition to her general description and bio, you will also see what kind of “lifestyle expectation” she has.
Brazilian Massage / Brothel Girls
Brothels are a big deal in Brazil, in case you didn’t know already. While they can’t technically call themselves one, everyone knows what they are, and everyone knows how to find them. They typically advertise as spas, massage parlors, or nightclubs, but locals know them as “termas”. There are hundreds. And the girls are among the hottest you’ll see in Brazil if you play your cards right.
The process for these is generally the same. You check in with the front attendant, where you pay your fee that may or may not include the fee for the girl. You’re given a locker key, where you go to change and place your belongings in it. You then change into a robe and slippers, and head to the bar area to meet the girls and have a drink. Once at the bar area, you can scope out girls, and many will come to you. They may or may not ask for a drink, and you can inquire with them about prices, what they will or won’t do, etc. Once it’s settled, it’s game on. After you’re done, you go back to your locker, change, and pay any money owed at the front on your way out. Simple stuff here.
Some rooms may include their own shower you can use before or after as well. The nicer termas are usually quite large properties that include full-on nightclubs, and also have fitness centers and saunas. Centaurus in Rio and Cafe Millennium in Sao Paulo are wildly popular brothels you may have read about or seen in pop culture news the last few years.
- Prices: The costs are all over the place with termas. Some may charge an entrance fee, some may take the all-inclusive route. R$420 for a 40 minute session at a quality brothel is a standard going rate, although you can find some that charge R$150-R$250, depending on the girl herself.
Alright then. Hopefully you have a better idea of what to expect when coming to this South American gem for a sex vacation. Have any comments or tips to add yourself? Feel free to let me know in the comments below.