Nairobi has been a hidden gem in the mongering world for years, but it seems that many guys have really been catching on as of late. Anyone visiting Kenya’s capital will quickly realize the abundance of choices you have with girls, whether you’re paying or not.
The nightlife and girls scene in Nairobi has been going strong for a long time, which is certainly a good thing – it’s not hard at all to have a good time here.
All that to say, there are working girls all over the place, and two of those places are the brothels and erotic massage parlors. Like most countries, it can be a little hard to find listings online, but once you’re here on the ground, you’ll have no trouble bumping into more than a few.
Still, there are a number of spots you can be aware of before arriving in the city, as well as how the process tends to go here.
So with that said, here is a quick guide to brothels and happy ending massages in Nairobi, including some helpful background information to be aware of before you touch down.
What to Know Beforehand
In Nairobi, the massage scene is kind of all over the place. You’ve got the more traditional spots that are fairly blatant about what they offer, massage parlors that are basically brothels, bars and strip clubs that are basically brothels, and the massage spots that offer real massages with some extra services on the side.
You can always explore places on foot, popping in and out of massage spots in areas of town like Kilimani, Westlands, and of course the city center. Massage shops that have any kind of red lighting almost always offer some extra services.
If you’re in a particular spot and unsure about whether or not they offer happy endings and more (blow job and sex), the usual rules are in effect. The masseuse will usually give you some signals towards the end of the massage, and of course you can always give a few of your own.
Brothels in Nairobi
Sabina Joy Club is the biggest and most famous brothel in Nairobi. It’s actually a big bar where you can sit down, order a beer and watch up to 50 hot black ladies all around you – all of them freelancers and absolutely ready to escape with you to one of the private rooms in the back part of the bar for romance and sex.
You actually have two options here: Either you go to the small and basic rooms (bed with mattress only) in the back, which cost 300 KSh for 30 minutes, or to the nicer rooms with bigger beds, blanket, two pillows and a bathroom, which cost 1,000 KSh for 3 hours. A pack of condoms (3 pieces) is sold separately for 150 KSh.
As for the sex price, you’ll only need to pay your lady between around 800 and 1,500 KSh. It’s all very much negotiable of course, so do order a drink first (500ml Tusker beer: 300 KSh), take it all in and don’t rush too much – there’s so much choice, so much amazing choice.
Other brothels that work in a similar way are Sophia Joy Bar (left picture), Young Drifters (right picture) and VIP Classic Bar. It’s almost impossible to visit Nairobi as a single guy (or a married one) and not be tempted to visit at least one of these adult entertainment places during your stay, especially when you look at these prices.
Definitely start with Sabina Joy Club though, as it’s the nicest and safest brothel of all.
Happy Ending Massage in Nairobi
The Yaya Spa in Kilimani is easily one of the most well known erotic massages in Nairobi.
You get the full treatment at this place. When you visit, the process usually begins with being taken straight to one of their massage rooms where the manager informs you of the massage packages. Then, if you request it, the girls will come in one by one and basically audition for you. You’ll inform the manager who you’ve chosen, and then be allowed to take a shower in preparation.
Once you’re all cleaned up, the girl will come in and perform whatever massage you’ve chosen, followed by whatever services you’ve agreed to (hand job or blow job / sex). You’ll then take another shower after, and usually be joined by the girl. Not bad, huh? A full session will usually cost about 6,000-7,000 KSh (the price is negotiable, which is typical for Kenya).
In case you are wondering, condoms are provided at no extra cost in Nairobi’s naughty massage salons.
Another popular happy ending massage in the Kilimani area is Sumaya Massage Spa, located in a small alley off Lenana Road (see the exact location on the map below). When you enter there, you may only find two or three girls ready for service, but those are usually pretty hot.
They ask for 4,000 KSh for a full body massage or 5,000 KSh for a nuru massage, which is quite expensive for a country like Kenya if you ask me. But as you will see, they are quite flexible in their offerings and prices, and so you could ask them if they want to skip the massage altogether and just do a romantic sex session for 4,000 KSh.
Linchy Beauty Spa is located in a mall right opposite the popular Havana Bar in Westlands, and their staff is very open to providing sensual massages with extras at the end of the session (1 hour Swedish massage: 3,000 KSh). You need to be somewhat lucky at this place though, as it’s quite small and really a mix of barber, hair stylist and spa, and they often only have one or two massage ladies available.
The three places described above are just some among many more happy ending massages in Nairobi. They operate all more or less the same way (though many have just recently opened and you cannot verify them through reviews) and so you can just go on Google maps and search for “massage spa”. Note that searching for “erotic massage” might seem more obvious, but for some reason most of these salons aren’t classified as such.
And, of course, like you can see in my picture above (taken in Ring Road Parklands in Westlands), you can just walk around the most popular areas of Nairobi (especially Westlands and Kilimani) and discover these kind of special massages by yourself.
Conclusion
As you can probably see, naughty massages in Nairobi are relatively expensive compared to the standard brothels. This has probably to do with the fact that they are oriented towards wealthier Kenyan guys and tourists who are too scared to visit the brothels for whatever reason.
You might need to do a little due diligence before coming, but you can always scope things out for yourself. Just remember to be safe, nice and have a good attitude, and you’ll always find a few worthwhile spots that you can depend on for a great time.
Whether you’re only stopping in for a visit or two, or want to take full advantage of all that Nairobi has to offer in regards to sex massages and brothels, you’ll quickly learn the ins and outs of how it goes here, and feel fully confident each time, all while having some awesome experiences.
Map of Brothels & Massages in Nairobi
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