Monterrey is one of a handful of spots in Mexico that tends to get overlooked as being a good mongering destination.
It’s easy to understand, I suppose, since it’s not a beach city and it’s not Mexico City. Still, it’s a huge city (third largest in the country in fact) and it’s also the richest city in Mexico.
Like any other large urban area in Mexico, there is a vibrant sex scene with some very good spots spread out. And like a lot of other urban areas in Mexico, happy ending massages are often the most difficult to find.
While there are some spas that figure out a way to stick around for more than a few years, others seem to change locations a lot, or simply shut down and get replaced with newer locations that end up doing the same things later.
Monterrey has a handful of happy ending massage spas that have managed to keep the doors open, so this guide will be about those locations, plus some good areas to go to, how to find ones not listed here, and some areas where you may be able to stumble upon one.
But, as always, a few things to get out of the way first.
What to Know Beforehand
Monterrey isn’t as safe as it used to be, but this doesn’t mean things are bad here – they just aren’t as good. So, you shouldn’t be out wandering around in shady areas by yourself, even if you think there might be a massage place around. This is very obvious after dark, but most happy ending massage spas close after dark anyway.
Also, it’s important that you know that not all spas offer full service with a girl. This means that you should only expect a maximum of hand job or blow job as a general rule, and nothing more. But of course, there are a lot of erotic massage spots that offer full sex service.
If you’re at a traditional happy ending place, you’ll either get a choice of the girl, or simply be led right to the room, where you’ll get some sort of massage, and then a happy ending, sometimes with a tip being required beforehand.
Other locations offer you a lineup of girls to choose from after you’ve paid, and then you either negotiate a price for the services you want, or you just pay a flat fee for a session of either 30, 45, or 60 minutes. It really just depends on the place.
As far as prices go, these “spas” offer one of the better values for having sex with Monterrey girls, as you can sometimes get a full service session of around 45 minutes for 900 Pesos. If you’re going for the old fashioned happy ending, the massage will be around 300 Pesos, and around 300-500 Pesos for the hand job. This varies obviously, but that’s the typical range.
For those of you who are a little more street savvy, and don’t mind doing a little exploring, the Zaragoza & Reforma area is a prime spot right now, with more than a few locations up and going. The massages are actually pretty good, the girls look good and are friendly, and the prices are incredibly low, with some around 500-700 Pesos for full service.
As with most foreign cities (and especially Mexico), your best source of information is often taxi drivers. Sometimes it’s as simple as getting in, asking where the “masajes erótico” are, and he’ll know where to go.
Here are the best places to find happy endings in Monterrey:
Terapias Osiris is a well established location that is definitely a favorite in Monterrey. Located in Mitras Norte, the spa is one of the cleaner and nicer ones you’ll find around here, and the girls are pretty hot, regardless of what day you’re in.
The website has a ton of information on it, and you can get a decent preview of all the girls that work there. The sessions vary, but for the most part, you can get a full service sex massage for 500 Pesos. That’s a steal. This place is definitely worth a shot when you’re in town.
- Location: Golfo de México 156, Mitras Norte, 64320 Monterrey, N.L., Mexico
Seduccion Spa is another popular location that has managed to stay in business for many years. They have around 3-4 girls on hand most days, and for the most part, they are pretty damn hot. You can get a wide range of services here, and the girls don’t mind doing anything from typical happy endings, to full service sex.
As with most spas, the prices will vary at times, but you can expect full service for around 700-800 Pesos. If you want even better service next time you come, I recommend giving a good tip, finding out the girl’s schedule, and coming back when she’s there for an even better experience.
- Location: Doblado 915 Int. A. Entre Madero y Arteaga
Their website is no longer up and running, but Extravagance is operating, and has been one of the most popular happy ending massages in Monterrey for years. Update: They have a Facebook Page now.
- Location: #713 entre Trevino y Carlos Salazar Col Centro CP 64000
Masajes Contry has had no trouble staying in business, and it’s definitely a local favorite. They are also known as one of the best bargains in Monterrey. Depending on the time of year the selection may not be as great as other spas, but that’s not really an issue.
The number of girls will not always be the same when you stop in here, so sometimes you won’t have a choice. Oh, and don’t try to come by on Sundays, because they won’t be open. Still, this place is worth a visit if you are anywhere near the vicinity.
- Location: Av Alfonso Reyes 346, Bernardo Reyes, Contry San Juanito
When all else fails, hiring an escort that specializes in massages is always a great idea instead. And while some may think it’s weird or a waste of money to pay for the massage time from an escort before sex, there are a few things to consider.
First, some won’t charge any extra for it, as long as your booked time is still the same. Secondly, some just prefer the massage to happy ending or sex experience, it’s all part of the game. No, you didn’t pop in somewhere off the street like you would at an actual sex massage spa, but it’s hard to think of many other things that could be better than getting a massage in your hotel room from a hot escort girl, and then having sex afterwards.
So yeah, definitely give the local escort listings a look.
Backpage & Craigslist
Logging onto these sites while you’re in town is usually the best way to see which spas are currently open. You’ll find everything from the most established and popular locations, to the ones that just opened and may only be around for a few more months. You can also find plenty of freelancers that specialize in sex massages.
So there you go. Is Monterey a mecca for sex massages in the country? Not really, but there are still a number of really good options that are certainly worthy of being checked out when you are visiting. This city already has a great pay to play scene, and the above erotic massage locations here are a big reason why that is.
Have you visited any happy ending massage spots in Monterrey? Let us know in the comments below.